1. When your characters are not your babies
Some of you may die, but that’s what it takes for those bloody-thirsty agents to pick up my book. #writerschoose
2. When you consider knocking on your neighbors’ door on a lazy Sunday morning
Would anyone be interested in reading my writings? Please! I’m goooood! #writerstruggles
3. When you reconsider becoming a parent for all the valid reasons
I spend more time choosing the name of my characters than expecting parents. #writerproblems
4. When dilemma hits
To write nonsense or to read nonsense. That is the question. #writerthinkingnonsense
5. When fiction hits a little close to home
My character has no idea what real strength is. He is obsessed with size and appearance.
6. When you get writer’s block
In my heart I know how everything ends. If only I knew how it starts. # beginnersluck
7. When you have ulterior motives
Messaging your ex when struggling to describe the bad guy in your next novel. #writersareevil