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    Best Writers’ Jokes

    Carol Vorvain


    Women are always right

    Carol Vorvain (@writersboon) is an Australian international lawyer, mediator, author and founder of Writers Boon. Her books, When Dreams are CallingWhy not? - The island where happiness starts with a question and  A Fool in Istanbul - The adventures of a self-denying workaholic have been featured in a number of travel magazines including the International Traveller magazine and can be found in libraries, bookstores and on Amazon.

    Jokes and humorous quotes about writing, writers, and the whole crazy world of words.

    We hope they will inspire you to write either the next Fifty Shades of Pink or a laughable will.

    Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
    A: Post Office

    Funny cartoon from writer MJ Fifield’s My Pet Blog

    If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.
    - Anonymous

    Silly grammar joke

    Let's eat Grandma

    I get a lot of letters from people. They say: "I want to be a writer. What should I do?" I tell them to stop writing to me and get on with it. 
    - Ruth Rendell

     Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
    - Gene Fowler

    An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
    - Franklin P. Jones

    Another good one

    Grammarians grilling

    A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.
    - Kingsley Amis

    An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
    - Quentin Crisp

    If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
    - Kingsley Amis