Carol Vorvain (@writersboon) is an Australian international lawyer, mediator, author and founder of Writers Boon. Her books, When Dreams are Calling, Why not? - The island where happiness starts with a question and A Fool in Istanbul - The adventures of a self-denying workaholic have been featured in a number of travel magazines including the International Traveller magazine and can be found in libraries, bookstores and on Amazon.
Jokes and humorous quotes about writing, writers, and the whole crazy world of words.
We hope they will inspire you to write either the next Fifty Shades of Pink or a laughable will.
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office
Funny cartoon from writer MJ Fifield’s My Pet Blog
If Moses were alive today he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.
Silly grammar joke
I get a lot of letters from people. They say: "I want to be a writer. What should I do?" I tell them to stop writing to me and get on with it.
- Ruth Rendell
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
- Gene Fowler
An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
- Franklin P. Jones
Another good one
A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.
- Kingsley Amis
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
- Quentin Crisp
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis